Posted: November 4th, 2004 | Author: benmccorkle | Filed under: Uncategorized | Comments Off
I don’t think any of the pundits have offered this particular theory as to why the election swung in the favor of Bush (and in some states, quite to the surprise of most). Many years ago, someone working for the Nixon campaign was fiddling around with this ornate, black and gold puzzle box. Upon solving the puzzle, a gateway to the dimension of hell opened up, and through that gateway stepped a ghastly creature, a cenobyte. That foul, fetid, sluglike, unholy creature’s name? Karl Rove.
Proof? I give you Exhibit A: